When Santa Comes Home From His Office, He sees his wife Beating Pressure Cooker by Stick. He Wonders and Asks her, why she is Beating the Cooker.
Santa Wife Replies, This cooker is whistling on me.
Santa Brings, a Bigger Bammboo Sticks, and also starts Hammering the Cooker.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife: To kya hua?
Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu
Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai? Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.
Wife is like intrnet virus. C will ENTER ur life, SCAN ur pockt, TRANSFR ur money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD her problems, DELETE ur smile & HANG ur LIFE.
Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga, baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi
An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket
Free..After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters to All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..
Which Trip ?
"Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you,
otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart,
thats why they escaped from you."
Ladki ka Baap Ladki se..
Jise tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jayedad to hai na?
Ladki: He Ram.. ..
Sare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?
..Very Simple..
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.
"Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha. Ye dekh k wife boli-kya kar re ho?
Santa Bola - ye koi aam shampoo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai."
Santa Takes Loan and Opens a Salon,
But No One Visit the Salon
He Appoints a Expert to Check The Reason
Experts Says, Wrong Location,
Salon was Open in Punjab.
"Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more."
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa Visits the Lady House for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago,
He hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
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