A
lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady
to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko
kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay
subah 10 se 12".
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Mom:
Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to
theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29"
ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
What's
the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like
an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad
aa gayi!
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